Long time no talk. I missed you.
Big news here at Tiki - We have a brand spankin' new vending machine. I named him Juan.
I also taped pictures of dinosaurs and bodybuilders onto him, just to help him man up a little. He's been doing well so far. We've stocked him with a plethora of delicious snacks, including fruit snacks which are, in my opinion, better than...Well. You know.
I've also been piercing more. Hold tight, loyal followers - before you know it, I'll be needle-deep in your (insert body part here). And then you'll skip off into the sunset, the happy owner of a shiny new piercing. I'll stay at Tiki, awaiting the next wonderful customer. Life will be good.
I'm also solidifying my plans for this summer. When I'm not piercing, I'm usually studying, and I've decided to do my honors thesis on body modification. If you happen to be interested, I'd love to talk to you about body modification. I don't bite, I promise.
Tiki Tattoo Voodoo Crew!
7 years ago